So dashcon. It happened. It was a thing. Bright side, I got to spend the day with a friend and all the attendees were really nice. Doug Jones was phenomenal and amazing and super cool. Vendors had a great selection.
Yes, there was a lot of disappointing things that happened. But there were also good points and lots of amazing people and costumes.
Ok I keep seeing people positing Prince Zuko as Fire Elsa and I’m kind of disappointed that no one seems to have recognized that the real humor in that is that, by extension, it implies Azula as Anna.
Do you wanna light someone on fi~re?
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
this is too real
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
do you mean: my life for the past week
IT’S THAT DAMN WEEK AGAIN ALL ACROSS AMERICA
Extra bonus point: it’s 3 am and there’s screaming after the noise , you still cannot tell
a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into
Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.